This is a bit too painful to recall in detail...event catered for...guest invited...my book does not arrive from the printers...Houston, we have a motherfucking problem...good news, the pony in the pile of horseshit, is that my banner looks brilliant...
Ruel: I bathe and put on clean clothes... just to come to your book launch only to hear a nervous little announcment from you that the book ain't coming.
Rass.. you could have still salvaged the night.. we we there to celebrate the launch of your book. To celebrate your success.. we have all followed your blog, we have all felt your pains and your joys in this journey.. Book aint come, no problem.
- tell us about the journey - tell us bout your peaks and your valleys - Pull out your laptop and start reading a couple paragraphs - take some orders (and advance payments)
I got to tell you I was a dissapointed by the way you handled the 'failure to launch'
All the black people were at Banks Super Concert. You had the creme de la creme at the best cafe in the country.. and you didn't make good use of it.. (by the way, I don't think I fall in the the creme de la creme but at least I was in their company - Mom: I see white people)
Anyway.. the night has come and gone... At least I had some nice food.. and a free drinks... that is the only reason I ain't cussin up!
Peace!
PS. I hope this fucking book good.... or I'm gonna kick your ass!
You really fucked up there, Ruel. Mr. X had to bathe and put on clean clothes, all for naught. He could have maintained his squalid state and paid a visit to Stadium View instead. There he could have had made himself merry by sanctimoniously dropping snide comments about black people and their hygiene.
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Ruel:
I bathe and put on clean clothes... just to come to your book launch only to hear a nervous little announcment from you that the book ain't coming.
Rass.. you could have still salvaged the night.. we we there to celebrate the launch of your book. To celebrate your success.. we have all followed your blog, we have all felt your pains and your joys in this journey..
Book aint come, no problem.
- tell us about the journey
- tell us bout your peaks and your valleys
- Pull out your laptop and start reading a couple paragraphs
- take some orders (and advance payments)
I got to tell you I was a dissapointed by the way you handled the 'failure to launch'
All the black people were at Banks Super Concert.
You had the creme de la creme at the best cafe in the country.. and you didn't make good use of it.. (by the way, I don't think I fall in the the creme de la creme but at least I was in their company - Mom: I see white people)
Anyway.. the night has come and gone...
At least I had some nice food.. and a free drinks... that is the only reason I ain't cussin up!
Peace!
PS. I hope this fucking book good.... or I'm gonna kick your ass!
Mom: I see white peole.. HAHAHA.. hilarious. Ugh.. I must be slow.. I had no idea the launch came and went.. when is the relaunch?
Mr.x you never know how you would be when you are on stage with a mic..
You really fucked up there, Ruel. Mr. X had to bathe and put on clean clothes, all for naught. He could have maintained his squalid state and paid a visit to Stadium View instead. There he could have had made himself merry by sanctimoniously dropping snide comments about black people and their hygiene.
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