Monday, October 6, 2008

Bakannal Cuss Out

I actually missed this post on the GMC website about my good friend Bakannal. I couldn't have said it better so I will say it worse. Bakannal is a skunt. A fucking skunt. I would invite him on the retreat but he would say he has to work. I know he will read this, so Bakannal you are a chicken shit skunthole.

In fact, I will go for a record number of mentions of the word "skunt" in this post to show how much of an infuriating skunt you are. You have the means, you have talent, you can make the time, to write something proper.

Here is a boast - I am getting lonely being the only young big-swinging dick writer here in Guyana - it is time to whip it out and show us what you got. Otherwise, you are saying that you don't have a big-swinging cock but a cute little mangina...a cute little hairless mangina of the type you might see on a Ken Doll. You skunt.

3 comments:

signifyinguyana said...

RUEL! Yuh mek me scream out when I clicked on the "cute little mangina" link. Try give warning to folks with weak hearts BEFORE they click through to the shocking picture, thank you.

And let us just be patient and allow our giddy poet to parade in the rain for a while til he catches a cold and maybe his former wit as well.

MediaCritic said...

Oh skunt! Is me did write dat? Oh skunt budday. Meh musta been drunk lakka skunt. Meh don't remember cussing out bakkanal so sweet and the writing not bad either. You sure is me write dat? Nah, must have been one of the other GMCs. Me is de drunking dunce bamsee skunt GMC. Wan't me write dat.

Anonymous said...

fuck off dunce bamsee