Several comments have been made about my liberal use of the F-word on this blog. I have been trying to avoid it but you've twisted my arm and so the big secret has to come out. This blog is actually supported by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) who are interested in pushing the limits of free speech in Guyana - cumae.blogspot.com is actually part ACLU experiment on the limits to the use of profanity in a third world socio-political space.
Like any other whore, I actually get paid by the fuck. So, to steal an idea from my good friend, Dennis Miller, "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck" - I just raised the $1.4 million to publish my book. "Mudda skunt" - my son's school fee for next term just got paid for.
But seriously though, it's not that my vocabulary is limited so that there goes that theory. The truth is, I just love the versatility of the word fuck - it's like the Wagner of words. A well placed fuck has an enduring value and it has nothing to do with the user's intellect.
For my more squeamish readers, I'll try to restrict my fucking...or not. Call it compensation for the lack of actual sex in my life, not that I am complaining. Perhaps when I start actively opening up to getting myself some on a regular basis, my use of profanity is going to decrease. Perhaps.
About Me
- Ruel Johnson
- Freelance journalist, editorial consultant and writer living and working in Georgetown, Guyana.
5 comments:
Fuck it.
wow, you make me smile!
I'm Loving this piece....
Who the fuck started that fuck about the use of the word fuck being a fucking reflection of a fucked up intellect? Motherfucker.
Everyone raises eyebrows when they hear the word 'FUCK' being mentioned but every night they go home to 'FUCK' or to wish that they had someone to 'FUCK'. It is such a sweet and gratifying act, that we not only go out of our mind craving for it but we also on the point of desperation seek out by any means necessary, someone, anyone who can help us satisfy all the deep, dark, erotic and sometimes sadistic urges that we try to keep hidden, since they can't be ignored. The 'F' word from which society cringes is actually the backbone of our society, not to mention that it is universally understood, nothing gets your point across faster than a well placed'FUCK'. You can tell a fool to move but until you say,"Move the FUCK!" then they can understand the urgency in your words. Like the first time I saw a penis, it was un-fucking-believable! I say no more.
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