2.16 am and fucking blackout comes on. GT, the land of no fucking guarantees. There is something utterly paradoxically romantic about writing on a laptop by candlelight. And yes, Sherlock Holmes, my wonderful insomnia is on the rise again.
P.S. And the electricity came on just after I typed “again”. GPL is fucking with me.
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GPL often tries to insert inanimate objects in my anus, but during the month of June I was able to apply some KY to decrease the discomfort of the process.
I was finally able to get my light bill to under $20,000. When I saw the damn thing saying $15-thousand-and-something I almost cried for joy.
I guess those energy-saver bulbs really do work. The place has been cooler lately since I moved closer to the seawalls, so I dont use my aircon as much.
I only have one more beast to vanquish ... the damn electric stove. Anyway, I shall sit and revel in the fac that I no longer have $50,000 dollars to give to GPL every month. $10,000 here I come!
You were able to get your bill under 20,000??? Who gives a fuck?
My jobs pays me just a little more than 20,000.
I notice you are constantly commenting and ruel's blog and he is constantly commenting on yours.
Is this some kind of new incestuous blogging relationship?
I digress, Fuck you and your electric stove. MY kero stove flare up last night and burn up my favourite shirt and fucked up my dinner.
If you had any sense you would have called one of those same GPL technicians to 'fix' yuh meter.
I would have done it a long time ago, but I don't have the money to pay the blood-sucking fuckhead to do it for me :(
PS. Ruel, show us the new cover.
Do you really want to know who gives a fuck? If you do, then go and take a look in the mirror right now.
Voilà, that total idiot looking right back at you is the person who gives a fuck. If he didn't give a fuck then he would have probably kept his I-don't-give-a-fucking mouth shut.
It isn't my fault that I was born with a Silver Spoon in my mouth, and I refuse to be one of those privilidged people who like to push a façade of humility.
Hahahaha.. you should take that silver spoon and shove it in your ass.
Silver dragon?? more like silver lizard..
Oh wow! Look at how cute you are using pedomorphic invective.
Hungry man is an angry man.
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